☎ RESERVATIONS OPEN
The $CRUISESHIP mega cruise ship glowing in neon at the Vice City port
🚢 Now Boarding · Vice City Port

SET SAIL ON THE
$CRUISESHIP
TO THE MOON

The massive mega-liner spotted at the Vice City port "looks insane." So we booked the whole boat. All aboard, degens — one ticket, one voyage, one destination: lunar orbit.

★★★★★ · 4.9 / 5 from 8,021 holders aboard · "best cruise of my life" — Anon, Penthouse Deck

⚓ Book Your Voyage

Limited cabins · Itinerary subject to vibes
🌙 The Moon ONE-WAY
Nov 19 · Vice City Port ALL ABOARD
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INTERIOR
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OCEAN VIEW
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SUITE
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PENTHOUSE
🎟️ Book your cabin (buy)
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Choose Your Cabin

Four Decks. One Voyage.

Every cabin sails the same sea and lands the same moon — the only difference is the view and the bragging rights at the captain's table. Pick your tier and step aboard.

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INTERIOR

Lower Deck · Entry Fare
  • A ticket is a ticket — same moon
  • Cozy, windowless, diamond-handed
  • Free buffet of pure conviction
  • Bag held below deck, out of sight
SMALL BAG · BIG HEART
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OCEAN VIEW

Mid Deck · Standard Fare
  • Porthole to watch the chart pump
  • You can see the open water from here
  • Complimentary green-candle cocktails
  • Wave at the paper hands jumping off
A ROOM WITH A VIEW
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SUITE

Upper Deck · Premium Fare
  • Balcony over the bonding curve
  • Priority boarding at departure
  • Captain knows your wallet by name
  • Top-deck moon-viewing telescope
CREW FAVORITE
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PENTHOUSE

Sky Deck · Whale Class
  • Private deck above the clouds
  • Personal first mate & lunar concierge
  • Helipad for the final moon transfer
  • Name engraved on the hull
ALL ABOARD, CAPTAIN
Cruise Itinerary

From the Port to the Moon.

A full voyage charted day by day. Departure is firm; the seas, less so. Lifejackets are conviction; the only way off is the moon.

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Day 1 · Departure

Cast Off — The Bonding Curve

All aboard at Vice City Port. We push off the dock and begin our climb up the bonding curve. Early passengers wave from the rail; the band plays as the ship leaves harbor.

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Day 2 · At Sea

Open Water

Out past the breakwater. Choppy waves, a few passengers feel seasick and disembark early (paper hands overboard). The crew keeps the deck steady. Sun's out, vibes are up.

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Day 3 · Shore Excursion

Island of Liquidity

A scenic stop where new passengers board by the dinghy-load. Holders snorkel the reefs, swap stories, and stack their boarding passes. The manifest keeps growing.

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Day 4 · Festivities

Graduation Gala on the Lido Deck

The bonding curve completes and the ship graduates to the open ocean of the DEX. Confetti, fireworks over the bow, the captain announces final heading: up.

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Final Day · Arrival

Docking at the Moon

Engines to full burn, hull breaks the atmosphere, and the mega-liner pulls into lunar orbit. Welcome to the destination, passenger. Mind the gap to the moon.

Onboard Amenities

Everything Aboard the Mega-Liner.

8 themed decks of pure, unhinged maritime luxury. All amenities included with your boarding pass. Towels not guaranteed.

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Infinity Hopium Pool

An edge-of-the-ship pool that pours straight into the sea. Swim-up bar serves only green candles, neat.

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Midnight Casino

Neon Vice-night casino where the only chip is conviction. House always pumps. Free shrimp.

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The Lido Nightclub

Top-deck club that opens at graduation and never closes. Confetti cannon fires on every new ATH.

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Diamond-Hand Spa

Hot tubs that turn your hands to literal diamond. Paper hands are politely shown the lifeboats.

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Moon Observation Deck

Telescopes pointed permanently at the destination. Watch it get closer every nautical mile.

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All-You-Can-Hold Buffet

24/7 buffet of shrimp, lobster, and unlimited bags. No selling at the dessert station.

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The Volatility Waterslide

Up, down, up, down — then launches you off the back of the ship. Riders sign a NFA waiver.

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VICE FM Cruise Radio

Neon synthwave piped to every cabin. The captain takes requests; the request is always "moon."

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Captain's Table

Penthouse passengers dine with the captain. Topic of conversation: the moon, exclusively.

Deck Plan

Find Your Way Aboard.

Eight decks from the engine room to the helipad. The higher you sail, the closer the moon. Elevators run on pure hopium.

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Sky Deck — Helipad & PenthousesWhale class · final moon transfer
PENTHOUSE
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Observation DeckTelescopes locked on the destination
VIEWING
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Lido Deck — Nightclub & PoolGraduation gala HQ
PARTY
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Suite DeckBalconies over the bonding curve
SUITE
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Promenade — Casino & BuffetWhere the conviction is poured
OCEAN VIEW
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Atrium & ReceptionBoarding passes scanned here
LOBBY
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Cabin Deck — Interior RoomsCozy, windowless, diamond-handed
INTERIOR
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Engine Room — The BurnRockets that turn the sea to space
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How To Board

Four Steps to All Aboard.

First time cruising with us? Booking your cabin takes about five minutes. Follow the steps below and welcome aboard, passenger.

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Get Your Travel Wallet

Download Phantom (phantom.app) on your phone or browser. This is your passport for the whole voyage.

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Load Your Fare in SOL

Buy or transfer SOL into Phantom from any exchange. That's the currency the harbormaster accepts.

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Book at the Port

Head to pump.fun, paste the boarding pass (CA) above, and swap your SOL for $CRUISESHIP. Cabin reserved.

4

Hold & Set Sail

Hold your ticket and stay aboard for the full voyage. The only stop is the moon. All aboard.

Reserve Your Spot

Lock In Your Cabin.

Fill out your boarding details below. (It's a vibe — the real reservation happens up top with the Book your cabin (buy) button.)

I understand the destination is the moon and there's no lifeboat back to port.
🎟️ BOARDING PASS COPIED — ALL ABOARD!